ROFLSHIPMP

ROLL ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD I PEE'D MY PANTS

Jane tweets: picture of large cookie she bake for a friend Laura

Mary a friend of Jane and Laura tweets: @ Jane you need something else in the picture for perspective :) that could be a really tiny plate or a huge cookie

Jane tweets: @ Mary it's a huge cookie on a 6" plate (with picture of cookie and a ruler)

Laura Finally tweets: @ Jane @ Laura COOKIE....nom nom nom!!!

Mary tweets back: @ Jane @ Laura ROFLSHIPMP

Jane tweets: EWW, hope you have a change of clothes!

by harleygurl72 December 12, 2010

roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010

ROFLSHDMTSFO

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sumbraro fell off!!

That was so funny that i was ROFLSHDMTSFO!!

by emmayoudontknowme April 20, 2011

roflshiwmp

Rolling On the Floor Laughing Sucking Hella Inches of White Male Penis

“roflshiwmp i’m so sigmund i can’t clock thag gag right now”

by roflshiwmp November 5, 2025

ROFLSHTMHNE

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard That My Head Nearly Exploded

guy 1: did you see that movie last night?

guy 2: yeah it was so funny that i was ROFLSHTMHNE

by roflmaster96 April 17, 2009

roflshnsco

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard no sound comes out.

Guy #1: "Dude, Trump was elected as the president"
Guy #2:"Roflshnsco"

by kabum555 January 19, 2017

roflshsmp

Rolling On Floor Laughing So Hard Shit My Pants.

Unless you’re an idiot you know how it is used. ROFLSHSMP

by CodSacDrag July 12, 2019