rofl waffle Share definition Flag To rape with the fervor of one million ferverous people who are ferverous about the act of rape. In short, to rape. If you don't stop I'm going to rofl waffle you in a corner! rofl waffle by delicious apples November 26, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the rofl waffle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch