rocky mountain bow tie

a safe-sex practice in which a condom is worn with an additional condom pulled over each testicle, with the two loose ends of the testicle condoms tied over top of the penis in a bow.

Used originally by Canadian males as an extra precaution against skin-to-skin contact STI when engaging in sexual relations with the promiscuous women of Canada's Rocky Mountain ski resorts.

ski-bum 1: Bro where did you end up last night?

ski-bum 2: I hooked up with some Australian skank, I was wasted.

ski-bum 1: Oh man, hope you rocky mountain bow tied that shit!

by aleksu November 26, 2010

dick on the rocks

It's when you freeze another man's cum in an ice cube tray, and you proceed to shove the nut cubes in the female . Then you dick her down right good.

I asked her what her favorite drink was, she told me she wanted some dick on the rocks.

by Pipeman the Intruder June 18, 2016

A$AP Rocky

A famous rapper that looks like an African prince!

"Damn did you see A$AP Rocky last night?"

"Ya bro that NI🅱️🅱️A was looking sexy asf(no homo)"

by JIDtheKID February 6, 2019

Rocky Randall

Nandos but as ice cream

"Hey did you get the new Rocky Randall flavor"
"It taste like dick"

by Rocky Randall April 9, 2021

Hot Box of Rocks

A person (usually female) Who is very attractive, yet not very smart.

Hot = Their physical appearance
Box of Rocks = what occupies the place where their brain should be

Chicken or Fish? Really?!?!?...Man that Jessica Simpson is one Hot Box of Rocks!

Phillip: "So, are you gonna start dating that girl from Jersey?"
Charles: "Nah she's only booty call material, turns out she's just a Hot Box of Rocks"

"Dude let's go to the bars tonight, my cock needs a Hot Box of Rocks"

by ConeCrewCarl November 11, 2010

Rocks for Jocks

Basic geology taught at the college level, presumably without the academic rigor that might otherwise cause athletes to lose their ability to play due to academic disqualification.

"Geology 105 is known as Rocks for Jocks."

by Chemguy June 24, 2008

rocky taint

Any guy who has ingrown hairs (Rocks) sprouting up in his taint

Billy Case bent over and I saw not only his Double Brown Banana Slices, but I also noticed he had a little bit of a rocky taint as well.

by mcmorriswithcheese January 12, 2008