roofucker

Anyone from Australia.

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<grumptink>lo roofucker.

by grumptink November 21, 2004

cockfucker

A person who fucks cocks

"hey Sam you're a cockfucker, i hope you die a horrible death"

by kidkoolio August 5, 2008

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

by The real Beav April 28, 2006

cockfuckery

Pertaining to a person who is similar to, or behaves in a way, that resembles fucking a cock.

God damn you Chambers, please stop with your cockfuckery.

by Matt May 13, 2004

classic rocksucker

Someone, particularly a teenager, who acts like their shit don't stink because they listen to classic rock because their peers listen to rap or pop. They constantly brag about their music taste, wear nothing but band shirts, and get extremely butthurt by peers because they (the peers) aren't walking classic rock encyclopedias like they are.

Is a portmanteau of "classic rock" and "cocksucker".

See also: metalhead

Oh my gosh, Mike is such a classic rocksucker. He called me stupid because I accidentally confused two songs with each other. He needs to find something else to wear besides Led Zeppelin shirts, too.

by Cookie Mischief October 18, 2012

cockfucker

(noun)One who's cock is so small, he resorts to fucking other men in their cocks.

(Peter)Posthump, did you crash whitestar again?
(Posthump)Word.
(Peter)You are a cockfucker!
(Posthump)Holla back.

by GuZzLeR May 11, 2003

roofucker

A person who fucks kangaroos or someone who seeks out sexual pleasures with animals and will settle for small furry creatures if a kanagaroo is not accessible

My roommate likes to go to the zoo because he is a closet roofucker and masturbates while watching the kangaroo exhibit.

by Bert Berner September 23, 2003