Violent, destructive defication. When it is so violent that you have to strap on to the toilet seat to keep from balsting off.
1. Shane suffers from IBS, which causes him to have an Ass Rocket everyday after lunch
2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
2. That was some Ass Rocket... i had to strp in to keep from hitting the roof.
by Thor February 14, 2005
by Chubbs March 15, 2004
Any living creature whose ignorance exceeds mortal bounds, also, it works nicely if they have rockets taped to their back.
Nails work too.
Nails work too.
by Alexander Clark May 24, 2008
My little brother's birthday party was vastly improved when my mom did a chunky ass rocket in the driveway!
by Chubby Bubba December 1, 2019
When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 4, 2008
by mandaz March 15, 2006
Dude, I fuckered her in the ass and she just started shitting hot sauce... it was like an Iranian Ass Rocket!!
by manlyBreasts May 12, 2009