Sheila thought she found a missing disk labeled "payroll data" on the bathroom floor of her company. When she put it in her computer, it launched a Trojan and compromised her computer. She just bit a Road Apple.
by Lexlex69 July 20, 2008
by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020
A woman who looks as though she has been around the block 10 times on her hands and knees. Ugly faced redneck-y slut type woman with no couth. Easy bee-yatch.
by Julie F August 09, 2005
The basket (safety net) dangling under the anus of a horse on the streets to ensure that no road apples (horse dumps) hit the streets.
by road apples September 02, 2009
by Kevin June 03, 2004
A Lava Bomb, i.e. a blob of lava that gets blown out of a volcano and lands splat on the ground, turning black as it cools and looking like God took a dump.
Stupid haolies who hang around erupting volcanoes are gonna get bonked on the head by a Hawaiian Road Apple.
by PING PONG BOB May 16, 2018
Every New Year's Day, I go the Rose Parade, and enjoy watching the guys following the horses with the shovels, scooping up the road apples.
by 25Crappie April 20, 2023