Riser

In corporate America, an employee who is both admired and scorned because he or she has risen to a level of high rank and pay whilst doing little to nothing because of preternatural luck and an innate ability to hide in plain sight.

That Dave is such a riser; look at him pretend to work at his computer even though we all know he is reading song lyrics.

by Bigdogs123 June 1, 2019

lucky boy spirit riser/lbsr

A Lucky Boy Spirit Riser is a service provided by some Escorts or high end prostitutes in which they are paid by another to seduce a man, have sex with him, make it seem natural and pretend to be horny but married, on vacation, in a relationship or otherwise unable to pursue a future relationship. Basically a one night stand. The mark cannot know this was paid for. Reasons include but are not limited to friends doing it for a friend they worry is in a deep state of depression due to an inability to have sex with women, or some tech. companies hire escorts to do this to convince engineers or scientists or executives to move to a particular area. It can also in some cases lead to blackmail. Usually only high end escorts in their late '20s to early '40s provide this service, with some acting experience, it takes education, charm and considerable intelligence to pull off. Technically not illegal as the person enjoying the sex isn't paying, so more openly indulged in than direct prostitution. Typical rates are $3-500 or more. Most women who do this have full time jobs and only do it part time.

Worried their friend may be in a deep depression, Larry and Joe decided to go halves and get Fred some much needed sex by secretly buying him an Lucky Boy Spirit Riser/LBSR Service from a woman they knew.

by Floyd Thursby 1 May 14, 2015

Pony Riser

A derogatory name for a male; Used as an insult towards another man: Gay male stripper.

Jim is such a pony riser.

by Erøc November 10, 2008

Hi_riser

The act of exercising arrogance toward their transfer from Corbin to Knox Central High School in Southeastern Kentucky. One may choose to personally refer to themselves as this or even secretly post on a "preppy" website as this screenname. In either case, the person is most likely in need of attention and craves any type of compliments, even if the best he could achieve is "yeah, hes okay..." This person probably feels that he is physically fit and very strong (possibly even go by nicknames like "king kong") when reality is that he is obese and plump due to steroid abuse. In this case alone, pathetic only begins to define this.

Hi_riser: have you heard about that hendrickson kid from kc?

KC#1: who the fuck?

by Jeff Garmin April 11, 2008

penis rinser

A designated person whose job it is to rinse penis. The penis rinser may be assigned to a single, or multiple penises.

Geoff: Man, I really got it all over the place with that cumfart...we’re gonna need some tissues.

Norbert: No need, my personal penis rinser will take care of our penises.

Geoff: Wow! Thanks bro!

by Hammer of Jesus April 24, 2019

risperous

a word used to wish some one called risper, a happy and fun time

hey risper have a risperous time.

by the real baby boy September 18, 2018

Risperidone

A drug which does stuff to your brain no doctor wants to talk about. It probably causes irreversible structural changes. In addition it makes you tired and unsafe in a car. It makes it hurt to jerk off and makes alot of skinny people fat. It makes you want to just sit around and be tired and fat. If you have a doctor making you take it move to another city and don't give your adress out. They were giving this stuff to me when I was twelve and I gave some to the dog. The dog was a zombie and couldn't even walk across a room. They said I poisoned it which would make it bad for any life form ostensibly.

I used to enjoy going out, now I just sit inside sleeping and eating pizza because I'm on risperidone.

by [e-mail] September 2, 2007