The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

by Gizrik October 3, 2016

Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.

Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!

by Realtrunks December 29, 2018

ritual Hoover

Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.

I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.

by rgcmd April 21, 2009

reitumetse

Reitumetse is a Pedi name given to a female meaning we are happy... who is a young beautiful and smart. She doesn't take shit from anyone

Bro who's that new beautiful girl?
That's Reitumetse isn't she pretty

by Trampoline paLACe July 2, 2019

Ritu

Someone who has features that are constantly complimented. A fashion expert with accessories that match all their outfits. Often stubborn and can get emotional easily. Don't get on the bad side of a Ritu, because if you do then she will not attend your wedding. The word Ritu in certain Asian cultures (e.g. Nepal) is used to describe someone who is immodest. She is all innocent in the daylight but the moment the curtains close the wildness in her appears.

Friend One: "Wow that girl from our biology class is so wild"
Friend Two: "I know right, that's because she is a ritu"

by DivinationTeacher December 8, 2014

Riizued

When everyone in a online chat is talking continuously then someone makes a comment that stops all conversation and results in extended silence until somebody confirms the event by writing "riizued."
nb. The comment is completely ignored for the rest of the conversation.

Person A - Hey
Person B - Hey hey
Person C - Hello
Person B - So how is everyone?
Person A - Great Cheers
Person D - I just saw the coolest thing.

(massive pause in conversation)
Person A - "Riizued"
(Comment of the person that got Riizued is completely ignored for rest of conversation)

by Petulant Badger July 13, 2012

Ritu

A female who is highly intelligent and whose awesomeness is so overwhelming that the reason for colds are so that some of the awesomeness is allowed to free itself from her body.

Also known as an INTELLECTUAL BADASS.

Woah, well isn't that a Ritu she seems to be going to college next year.

by liflashljvhzldjvhljzdhvlzjdhvl April 28, 2011