african rhubarb

The action of finding an old, well used carrot and grinding it on the inside of your neighbours genitals. You then take this (at this stage called a dopey wand) and place it inside of a blender, and pour it into your lovers mouth during penetration to cause a African rhubarb, the best orgasm in the world.

Carlos "god damn azza did the african rhubarb on me 17 times last night and it was even better than the time that jay-z and micheal buble donkey konged me at work"
Paul "damo you cunt gimmie your fuckin lighter"

by Jake dean fist November 5, 2014

rhubarb

Complete and utter bollocks.

"Stop talking rhubarb"

by oracle March 12, 2004

Never rub another man's rhubarb!

Told to Bruce Wayne by the Joker. The Joker was refering to his relationship with Vicki Vale

"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"- The Joker(Jack Nicholson)

by Bruce Lee lives April 7, 2004

Tits up in the rhubarb

This term is used when a red-neck or skid is on a motorized vehicle and crashes it to the point of being thrown off the machine.

"I was goin third gear wide open when that badger popped in front'a me, tried goin 'round the critter and ended TITS UP IN THE RHUBARB!"

by Ruban June 20, 2007

Rhubarb Stank

Large quantities of fecal matter that has a scent resembling rhubarb.

Dude someone took a rhubarb stank on the coats!

by the_group_dictionary February 4, 2008

Rhubarb

1) A slang word used for a mans genitalia.
2) A males penis, scrotum, and testicles.

Never mess with another mans rhubarb.

by BRADiN3M February 19, 2021

rhubarb-forcer

A woman who is sexually attractive enough to cause an erection -- make the rhubarb grow -- just by looking at her.

Guy: Wow, that girl is HOT!
Friend: Yep, she's a real rhubarb-forcer!

by ring-tailed roarer April 13, 2014