Rhonda 

a dependable gun, usually no less than an AK-47, a thug's best friend. Made famous by Pastor Troy

Help me Rhonda.
Some fools tried me so I introduced them to Rhonda.

Rhonda by Loch Ness the Wise October 9, 2008

Rhonda 

What you call a straight girl who performs lesbian acts.

1st: Is that girl a lesbian?

2nd: No, she's just pulling a Rhonda.

Rhonda by Rhonda12 August 26, 2013

Rhonda 

An intriguing, independent, sexy woman (especially sexy lower back), who won't stop talking about her sister Penny and her deliquent inbred boyfriend, and acts like a teenager at times, but Is a genuine, caring, empathetic, fun person, but Will turn into a some sort of crazed psycho from a horror movie and kick you out every other week or month. But I love her.

Rhonda's not taking her meds again....

Rhonda by Tornado1188 January 10, 2019

rhonda 

a small little asian chick with a two tiny golden fuzzy side kicks named Gangs and Jems. she owns a red snuggie and likes to eat nougat and drink japanese tea a lot. loves her best friend more than morest. can be really shy but once she open up to the people that mean the world to her, she becomes comfortable. sometimes she may come across as arrogant but she truly doesn't mean it that way, and always feels terrible when she does. Loving, kind and always fights with her two golden side kicks over biscuits. loves to make people laugh at any cost and adores cooking, baking and LOVES children. Did i mention she loves her best friend? dances in her spare time, always smiling, optimistic and loves adventure. Compassionate, peace loving and often gets shy around people she likes a lot. genuine and will do anything for the people she loves. a really simple girl.

rhonda rhonda, can we dance in the rain?

hey look there goes rhonda with her two golden fur balls

wow... look you can really tell rhonda loves her bffl right

rhonda by rhondapie July 7, 2010

Rhonda 

Most Rhonda's enjoy ceasers on a patio and ghost hunting at night. Rhonda Rhost is a common name for one who participates in ghost hunting on a weekly basis. Before naming your kid after reading this, be sure to realize that many nicknames come with the name, but bartenders often bring over ceasers without being asked to all Rhonda's "just cause".

"Hello, i'm Rhonda and I can't think of an example to add here"

Rhonda by 8sec August 26, 2010

Rhonda 

A redneck or country Karen, that's a Trump Supporter

1. Rhonda: "I sure love this deer head, it would look nice next to my MAGA flag!"

2. "Mom, why are you such a Rhonda?"
3. *Rhonda at the Capitol* Rhonda: "MAGA! MAGA! MAGA! TRUMP 2020! 12 MORE YEARS IN OFFICE, DAGGONE IT! CREEPY BIDEN RIGGED THE VOTES, THIS IS AN ABOMINATION! RECOUNT! RECOUNT!"
4. Rhonda: "I can't breathe in this dumb mask, so I'm gonna let my nose hang out of it. This daggone virus is fake anyways."
5. *Rhonda at cousin Tammy's* *Rhonda getting out her chew* Rhonda: So you're telling me, that I'm gonna have to pay more taxes, cus Biden won the election and I'm rich? Screw that, Trump 2020!!!"

Rhonda by explodedelmo January 26, 2021

rhonda 

a term used as a adjective/noun that describes someone annoying/something annoying. It is a very dismissive word that expresses frustration or patronization towards other people or objects.

ex: Ms. Bomhan was being so rhonda today.
ex: Shut your rhonda ass up.
ex. You're being such a rhonda.
ex: It's so rhonda in here.

rhonda by iamandrewj December 8, 2016