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Ryan's Law 

A law stating that if there is at least one sock for every two men having sexual intercourse at an orgy, it is not gay.
"I didn't know you were gay." "Nah, he had a sock on, so according to Ryan's Law, I am not"
Ryan's Law by RagingTotodile August 29, 2021

Ryan’s girlfriend 

Ryan’s girlfriend is a loveable and sweet and very kind person who loves ryan with her whole heart. Ryan’s girlfriend also appreciates Ryan deeply and hopes to have a future with him. Ryan loves her very much and she will hit him if he doesn’t, Ryan’s girlfriend also loves Ryan very much because he makes her incredibly happy. Ryan’s girlfriend is adorable and he listens to her like a lost puppy. Ryan’s girlfriend thinks Ryan has adorable yes and a handsome face with very cute smile and laugh. Ryan love his girlfriend.
“Bro madeleine’s boyfriend loves her like Ryan’s girlfriend does too.”

debby ryan's face

the most punchable face you've ever seen. her creepy ass smile makes you want to jump in front of a bus.
"i want the punch debby ryan's face."
"ew. debby ryan's face."

Ryan's Toy Review 

Ryan's Toy Review by Darnville March 22, 2021

That's what Ryan Said 

Appropriate substitution for 'That's What She Said, as Ryan is the 'girliest' person we know.
Jerry: Push harder, we can fit the whole thing in!

John: That's what Ryan said

Ryan: Real funny guys.
That's what Ryan Said by mnamna1 February 26, 2011

Ryan’s Glizz 

Ryan’s glizz is filled with fizz no fizz = no glizz it’s all fizz
Ryan’s glizz!! That shit got fizz