Masturbation Revelation 

Finding out, that after masturbating, you don't really want to do some of the sexual acts that you deemed a good idea while aroused or horny.

"Dude I was totally gonna go have sex with my Ex Girlfriend yesterday. I was stoked!"

"Well what happened bro??"

"PSH! I had a Masturbation Revelation after I jerked it to try and make it last longer. I texted her after I finished whacking it and told her to fuck off! Then I went and ate a sandwich"

Masturbation Revelation by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

Post Cum Revelation 

The "back-to-reality" effect that occurs directly after ejaculation.

John: I was really planning on wanking it twice that afternoon. No one was home.

Jason: So why didn't you?

John: I wanked it once but after that I had a post cum revelation. I know longer wanted to wank a second time

Post Cum Revelation by Tavid Johnson October 14, 2012

porcelain revelation 

The thoughts between vomiting in front of a toilet, usually against yourself, and whatever substance has brought you there.

Wanna come out with us tonight? No thanks, I'm taking a break after last nights porcelain revelation.

Last night I had a porcelain revelation, flushed the rest of my stuff, turned off my phone, and am looking for a new job.

porcelain revelation by ilted April 8, 2010

Temptation Revelation 

This is all acted toward being tempted or allured into something, it may be divine truth, it may be the mystery of armeggedon, wouldn't you like to know? This is a Temptation Revelation.

Being tempted into finding out something horrible...or divine. Pretty much the same as the definition.

Temptation Revelation by The Widow October 9, 2004

New Year's Revelation 

The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.

Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'

Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'

Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'

Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'

New Year's Revelation by Bustedcoolguy December 30, 2009

Ravelationship 

A couple that was brought together by the rave scene. These couples go to raves and get high together every weekend, usually on Molly, Acid, or Ketamine. When not at the rave you'll find these couples at house parties or festivals, rather than the conventional at dinner and the movies. These relationships typically don't last long and aren't very serious, but there are exceptions.

The more successful of ravelationships tend to be open relationships. This is unusual to most people, but ravers tend to be extremely promiscuous, being open allows them to still have the mental connection with their partner, but still gives them the freedom to connect with others without feelings of jealousy. This allows the couple to feed their overzealous libido while making things appear "fresh"

"I'm not looking for love in the scene, I don't want to end up in a ravelationship."
"My boyfriend doesn't get jealous, we are in an open ravelationship."

Ravelationship by staticquo January 28, 2015

revelation 

realizing that you wanna change your life and do what you want and not what other people want you to do and follow your heart

i had a revelation to move to venice beach and live in a car

revelation by Mollizzle my nizzle December 15, 2009