returd

A retard that often shits his pants wich makes him smell like a sloppy turd.

Seano: Oi Jimmy, do u smell a juicy corn log?

Jimmy: I sure do, what do u think it could be?

Returd: Duuurrrkkaaa burrr (retard noises)

Seano: Theres your answer, a stinky returd.

by super smooth dude January 03, 2006

returd

If you are a student of language you will appreciate the explanation of this definition. Lets look at the origins of the word. It may be a verb or noun similar to the word retard - delay, procrastinate, postpone, slow, hinder or obstruct. So if someone was a re-tard (this of course is the French pronunciation used in the Golden Globe winning film The Hangover) then it would be one who was delayed, a procrastinator, slowed, etc. The meaning of the prefix re- means to repeat, back, or again. So that if you are labeled a returd, it would designate you as someone who repeats the turding process frequently. Therefore not an individual who hinders or slows the turding process. Please feel free to apply the moniker to people as needed. I think it could be applicable to one who spews forth turds, perhaps those in elected office, in specific divisions of sales, or individuals who have not completed assigned tasks and feel the need to deny the reality that they were retarded in doing the task and so they make up excuses for the delay.

Perhaps it could be used in a sentence like this: "I was so sick of hearing all of his bogus excuses, one after the other, he is such a returd". As a verb it might be used in this way, "Man he needs to shut his mouth. The stuff he is saying is like so returded".

There are so many people and instances in which I plan to use this new term. Feel free to make it your own and use it as you see fit. Let this be my gift to you, you big returds.

by Honey Deaumoi February 12, 2010

Returd

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011

returded

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

by Reba Dee September 06, 2008

Returd

An abbreviation for a retarded turd.

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"

by Peckerama April 04, 2008

returded

A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.

"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"

by foxwoot September 19, 2006