returd

Dumb as shit.

Tom is a returd.

by Dr Jazz July 7, 2008

returd

Having to sit back down on the pot and crap after you thought you were done and were about to pull up your britches.

I thought I was done with a bout of diarrhea when I had to pull down my pants and returd into the toilet.

by Susstainable fuel May 22, 2010

Returd

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

by ahoythar. September 24, 2010

Returd

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

by Jaidee June 19, 2006

returd

Verb: when you eat a turd and it comes back out
Noun: the product of the above

returding and returded are also viable words (in reference to the verb)

i am returding

by thejeesh June 15, 2020

Returd

I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us

by DaveyG1986 June 28, 2007

returd

a piece of crap that slides out of the anus with little direction and maximum splashback

i totally just returded and had to purchase a new toilet seat

by I will suck for crack June 10, 2009