captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.

Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.

by my buddies January 19, 2009

Ricky Retardo

1. Name to call a friend or foe when they have done something stupid.
2. Reference to retard or loid.

Hey Ricky Retardo, how about putting your finger in the light socket while yer at it.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

Retardo

1. An extreme retard, of possibly spanish descent.

2. A person of subnormal intelligence.

3. A noun, used to describe someone that is a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots.A person of unbelievable, inexcuseable and indescribable stupidity. A complete and utter fucking retard.

4. An Intellect Rivaled Only by Garden Tools. Living proof that evolution can go in reverse.

5. A cooler way of saying retard .Best when pronounced with a spanish accent. A complete and utter fucking retard.

Jack : The strawberry shampoo doesnt taste as good as it smells.

Daya : You are a fucking retardo.

Jack : Everything is the same… only different, btw how old is your 17 year old brother???

Daya : i said it once i will say it again, you are just a

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by zingeraddict October 4, 2011

retardon

The result of someone who is turned on by a mentally handicapped person causing a boner, based on the combination of the words "retard" and "hardon."

"I accidentally clicked on some retard porn and I was surprised when I got a total retardon!"

by The Urban Queen Again August 25, 2013

Tardo Retardo

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

by TB_26 February 27, 2009

Mr. Retardo

A legendary hero that makes fun of fat women that eat at McDonald's constanly

A Mr. Retardo was seen throwing eggs at fat women as they came out of McDonald's.

by Fartface McKenzie September 30, 2006

Retardophile

Someone who is sexually more attracted to retards than to people with normal mentalities.

Only a retardophile like Tina could get all hot and horny watching movies like Rain Man and I am Sam.

by Raphael Pimentero December 21, 2004