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Retarding

When your cat gets the zoomies and winds up breaking things
What was that crash!?
Oh that's just peanut being a douchebag

He's retarding
by Chickdoesweirdstuff May 22, 2024
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Retarding

within the contentinternet, lays two polymorphousmythology words, gorgonwars and egregorewars, where in the word "retarding" is part of the latter. this word is meant to be a POSITIVE word because all the egregorewars used in positive and gorgonwars which is negative. although of course, it is used in situations of massive friction, meaning something is slowing you down, a ralentissement.

So basically because the word started being used again, I think this is my own little compromise for the English variation given its history, rather being the friction you face while rolling up and down the hill of life dear Sisyphus as you age rather than. You are the Sisyphus in these gorgonwars.

Even more elementarily, This word exists because I was raised to believe that the word "retarded" is bad, however it has currently come back to be in regular usage, which makes it the egos cognitive dissonance buffer. A way to get into the regular usage without having the whole meaning, even being inclusive as this is indeed the very icy mountain that any human being needs to surmise.
DUDE 1, I was totally retarding trying to think of their name but you just helped me remember!
Dude 2, Who was it dude?
___________
by cyberphunkisms January 18, 2025
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retarding basin

A low-lying place where retards gather.
The Knox festival has become a real Retarding Basin for the hillbillies.
by mickolotopus February 12, 2018
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Retarding force

More than one person with autism or any other nuerodisability coming at each other for a simultaneous meltdown.
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Charlotte Retarding

When someone does an act so retarded that calling them retarded does not fully capture the gravity of the situation.
That’s more than retarded. That’s Charlotte Retarding
by MrAutistic69 May 24, 2025
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reading slump

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.
person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.
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WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?
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