roses required

A prostitute advertising thru social media will say "roses required". This means you have to pay to play.

Cum meet me at my hotel room. Roses required

by sergantD0331 December 25, 2017

no investigation required

the act of telling someone to chill out with the questions

Me: Yo i met this mad nice girl yesterday

Person: What's her name? What school does she go to? Where does she live?

Me: Yo chill no investigation required

by jdsos March 16, 2009

I am not equipped for this!

What Lili Reinhart says when she stumbles into an overwhelming situation or circumstance

*cole sprouse mocking lili reinhart’s voice*

Cole: Lili stumbles into situations where she says stuff like, “I am not equipped for this!”
Lili: *scoffs*

by duskyblossom December 11, 2017

No Jacket Required

A 1985 Phil Collins album that nobody knows what the name really means.

Man, my mom threw out my No Jacket Required cassette!

by Flubbeltrab May 17, 2018

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

No Horse Steroids Required

It means to get real, and be yourself. If you feel like your friend or loved one is putting on an act, you can tell them; no horse steroids required.

Todd: “Are you feeling ok?”
Stephanie: “Yeah, I’m fine”
Todd: “Stephanie, there’s no horse steroids required here”
Stephanie: “Ok, I’m sad that Roger broke up with me”

by K.C. Lime September 2, 2021

Some Assembly Required

From flat pack furniture to cereal box toys 'some assembly required' has been the bane of men for decades if not centuries.
Also a tongue in cheek catch phrase amputees use to describe themselves.

flat pack furniture saying "Some Assembly Required" including, model kits, cereal box toys, Christmas presents for most children, shelving units, amputees

by asalbeag July 26, 2009