An apology done in the form of a rap. A rapology is more sincere than a regular apology because it requires more time to create. A rapology must have have rhymes, rhythm and a beat. The best rapologies contain beatboxing, because the more creative the rapology, the more likely it is for rapologizer to gain forgiveness.

Joe: Hey man, Cindy is still pissed at you for calling her fat.

Steve: Dude, I already apologized like 8 times, what more could she want?

Joe: Apologizing isn't enough for this kind of situation. You owe her a rapology, I'll beatbox.

Steve: aight coo

Rapology by ReubIsTheMan July 10, 2010

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rexology

the study of monarchial systems of governance.

Rexology has interested him beyond measure.

rexology by uttam maharjan November 25, 2011

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Rantology

The branch of knowledge regarding the heated expression of one's opinion of a subject.

When an angry or upset person writes a blog about a sensitive subject, they are practicing rantology.

Rantology by swhomebiz July 16, 2011

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legal rectologist

1) a young lawyer who sufferes from anal cererabral discombobulation.

2) a young lawyer whose ego is larger than his brain capacity, thereby causing anal ego disfunction.

3) a judicial term for young lawyers who can't remove his foot from his own ass.

Damn Lea, ever since you have been out of lawschool you have really taken to legal rectology.

My friend Lauri really pissed off the judge who hasn't stopped talking about her being a skilled legal rectologist.

legal rectologist by jackofhearts655 March 9, 2009

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