rencer

the act of not doing something when you earlier said you would.

yo dude you totally renced us, it's not cool to rencer.

by alexravens August 13, 2012

cat-rancher

Normally a woman, often in her forties or older, who lives with multiple cats. She will drive you insane when she shows you endless pictures of her herd of cats. She has a story about each and every feline, (each one is SOOO adorable,) and she can't wait to share them with you. You definitely don't want to sit next to a cat-rancher on an airplane or train.

1. Those women hang out with each other too much. They better be careful, or they will end up being cat-ranchers!

2. That cat-rancher in the waiting room drove me nuts. Too bad she had an iPad, because it made it easy for her to show me all those boring pictures.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Ranchera Music

Ranchera is a genre of the traditional music of Mexico literally meaning "music of the ranches.” The word ranchera was derived from the word rancho because the songs originated on the ranches and in the countryside of rural Mexico. Rancheras that have been adapted by conjuntos, or norteño bands from northern Mexico and the southwestern US, are sometimes called norteños, from the Spanish word for northern. Although closely associated with the mariachi groups which evolved in Jalisco in the post-revolutionary period, Rancheras are also played today by Norteño (or Conjunto) or Banda (or Duranguense) groups. Drawing on rural traditional folklore, Ranchera was conceived as a symbol of a new national consciousness in reaction to the aristocratic tastes of that era. Traditional rancheras sing about love, patriotism or nature. Rhythms can be in 3/4, 2/4 or 4/4, reflecting the tempo of, respectively, the waltz, the polka, and the bolero. Songs are usually in a major key, and consist of an instrumental introduction, verse and refrain, instrumental section repeating the verse, and another verse and refrain, with a tag ending. Instrumentation may include guitars, strings, trumpets, and/or accordions, depending on the type of ensemble being utilized.

Ranchera Music: Vicente Fernandez, José Alfredo Jiménez, Pedro Infante, Pablo Montero, Pepe Aguilar, Rocío Dúrcal, Lorenzo de Monteclaro, Lola Beltran, Javier Solis, Tomas Mendez, Pedro Fernandez, Angeles Ochoa, Lucha Reyes, Amalia Mendoza, Lila Downs, Vikki Carr, Soledad Bravo, Astrid Hadad, Jorge Negrete, Paquita la del Barrio, Cuco Sanchez, Yolanda del Río, Antonio Aguilar, Alejandro Fernandez, and Nortec Collective.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 29, 2009

Raging Reichert

A split personality. Often comes out a night, and very rare occasions can be sighted near the pool or the beach. But often it is a nocturnal animal. It only feeds on one thing, beer, beer, and beer. It can be recognized from a distance from its stance, which is always at an awkard bendy angle. Raging Reichert can always be seen swaying its head, back and forth, almost like how a water buffalo swings its tail near a water hole.

Dude, I got so hammered last night, I was such a Raging Reichert.

by cocopuffmeup June 26, 2010

Rancheria Style

A sexual act involving copious amounts of male ejaculate, distributed with artistic abandon.

Origin: After a great night at Jackson Rancheria we defined this term from the commercial.

I pulled her hair and she got so worked up I ended up doing her Rancheria Style. It took a week to clean up the mess!

by Anonymous91666 October 27, 2008

reacher

the much less attractive member of a couple

Geoffrey Arend is the world's most famous reacher after marrying Christina Hendricks.

by iamthelawrus May 26, 2011

Ranchera

A type of traditional Mexican music.

Ranchera is very similar to Mariachi.

by Dancing with Fire December 10, 2012