Rehearsal

This occurs when the corpse of a loved one is reanimated, killed (again), and buried (for the last time hopefully).

At some point during the zombie outbreak you encounter your ex loved ones. They want your brains and you want them to rest forever, once again. This calls for a family rehearsal.

by Sh1tfac3d December 6, 2013

rehersal

The dumb-balls fuck-shit way to spell "rehearsal".
Anyone who thinks it's spelled this way is obviously a donkey cock.

"I went to my rehersal."

Fuck that.

It's: "I went to my rehearsal."

by Crockett-Cracker April 11, 2008

rehearsal birthday

A rehearsal birthday is spontaneously given when the person with the upcoming birthday is in danger of buying the exact same gift that you have already gone to a lot of trouble to acquire.

"We had to throw a rehearsal birthday as Emma announced she was going to get a new skateboard today - I bought one for her 3 weeks ago."

by wonfuji January 19, 2013

dress rehersal

The act of self pleasurement whilst using a condom, often to see if is the right fit and/or suitable.
similar to a Posh Wank, but with intent.

"hey babe, dont worry... These rubbers wont break, I had a dress rehersal with them yesterday."

by B.Gentle February 7, 2023

reheasal

a very special (and private) screening that only the most important people have access to; also where the actors learn the blocking for the various scenes (not to be confused with dance, which is MUCH harder!!)

Piper was oh so aware of the schedule and was lucky enough to get stand by tickets to a reheasal a few months ago.

by The (Betty) White Knight May 11, 2010

Rehersal

The real way to spell "rehearsal"

I don't know about you and you're "rehearsals" but I have to go to a rehersal.

by Matt September 22, 2003

rehearsal

The completely and uterly wrong way to spell "rehersal".

What the fuck is a re-hear-sal?

by Matt September 22, 2003