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Triple-Dip Recession

The kinkiest guy you know. Ddlg, BDSM, anime school girls, you name it. He will literally stick an entire stick of butter up your ass and eat it like chocolate ice cream. He will bite your nipples so hard you'll get war flashbacks, even if you've never been to war. He'll cum in yogurt and feed it to your grandma. He doesn't give a fuck.
"She's so Triple-Dip Recession, last time we had sex, it gave me PTSD"
by BreadGod September 21, 2016
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Reassurance

Needs a constant reminder from a doubt they might have
Girlfriend: “do you still like me?”
Boyfriend: “yes baby”

Girlfriend: “okay just needed reassurance :)”
by Glazedonuts19 February 25, 2021
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Reesha

A gorgeous, confident girl who doesn't give a crap about what others think. She has an amazing sense of style, and is a great friend, and has a solid group of best friends. Also a great singer but doesn't think she is.
"I wish I had the confidence of Reesha, she can pull off anything!"
by freshavocado! October 26, 2018
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The Great Recession

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."
The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.
by rainbow coma February 6, 2009
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White Chocolate Reeses

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
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Pussy Recession

A term used when a male has not had sex in at least six months (two successful quarters).
"Man, I need to get laid! I'm starting to slip into a pussy recession."
by mryou September 8, 2009
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Reeseball

Reeseball is a drinking game with rules similar to drunkball and beer pong or beirut.

The game requires cans of beer and one ping-pong ball.

At the outset, the cans sit at opposite ends of a table, unopened. A player will then throw the ball towards opposing player's unopened can. If the ball hits the can, the thrower may open his can of beer and produceed to drink it as fast as he can. The opposing player must retrieve the ball wherever it goes (under the fridge, behind the TV, into a potted plant, etc.) After retrieving the ball, he must place the ball back onto the table and exclaim "Reeseball!" this is the cue for the thrower/drinker to stop drinking. At this point, the player who retrieved the ball gets to shoot. If the player misses, there is no drinking.

The object of the game is to finish one's beer first. This is most successfully achiveved by hitting the can more times, or getting the ball to richochet wildly so that the opposing player takes longer to retrieve the ball. As with all drinking games, specific rules and regulations are observed by different households, but this is the generic rule of the game.

It may be played head-to-head or by an equal amount of players on two teams.
I'm really good at drinking games, especially beer pong, flipcups and Reeseball.
by Shy Meteorite October 30, 2007
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