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Redhead-O-Phile

A man who has an uncontrollable redhead obsession, and forgets where, who, and what he is whenever he sees a redheaded girl. Upon identifying the object of his desires, the redhead-o-phile will not rest until he either gets in her pants or gets stopped by the redhead's pepper spray.
Exhibit A: "I heard the redhead-o-phile next door cheer and give a round of applause for the picture of a redhead he found on google."

Exhibit B: "My friend and I were walking down the street when we saw a redhead; the way he started drooling and staring uncontrollably makes me suspect that he's a closet redhead-o-phile."

Exhibit C: "There are so many redhead-o-philes in this neighborhood that redheads should stay as far away as possible, unless said redhead happens to be a hooker."
by FriendOfARedHeadOPhile October 1, 2009
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redboard

Boasting about a winning wager after the contest has been completed, but never speaking about the wager before the race was run. Withholding of good information before a horse race then boasting about the winner after the race is over and the bet is safely cashed.
If you didn't give us the winner before the race do not redboard after the race is over.
by Greg Calabrse January 25, 2008
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redbox and chill

When your having sex with a movie from redbox in the background
Girlfriend "That was great, let's just chat now"
Boyfriend "Sorry gotta return the disc to the redbox machine. Seems"
Girlfriend "But....."
Redbox and chill
by ToadBomb24 October 20, 2015
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Left handed Redhead

The perfection of human kind, but since this left handed person is also a ginger, they are also perfection of the alien race. This person is within the 1% of the world's population making them the minority. Gingers are known to be exotic as well as having a higher sex drive, so what does this mean if that ginger is left handed? It is hard to discover, but once found, it is easy to say it was breath taking to the point they give you your breath back. There are rarely any definitions for this left handed redhead because no words can truly describe the experience they give you.
by A left handed redhead December 2, 2011
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Redmoor Academy

A school located in the English town of Hinckley, it is generally classed as a BTEC Hinckley Academy, ironic considering most students from the school go on to have only a BTEC qualification after their lack of GCSEs, and commonly falls 2nd in Hincklyians' list of dodgy schools in the area. The only separation it holds from its dodgier counterpart is the smaller net roadman output, with the school boasting a record-low 41% of year 11s in a gang. A stroll past the school gates at lunch must be warned against as your innocent lunchbreak stroll will see you witness a notorious field-fight, where two students battle it out to the death in an attempt to settle their disagreements over who should be attributed with the honour of being known as the person who smoked the most weed on the walk to school in that morning, and will result in you having to spend 3 hours of your day in the school office providing evidence which will go towards absolutely nothing as the school will no doubt find both wrestlers guilty, even when one of the students mistakes their mothers chopped-up basil for cannabis and smokes that on the way to school. Another common sight is dented artwork that hangs on the school corridors due the the art teacher's belief that displaying students' amazing artwork liven up the premises but, to the art department's disappointment, the canvasses only became a target for students with anger-issues to punch after being omitted from lessons for the 5th time in as many days.
Household member 1: *Slams door* help help!
Household member 2: What's the matter?
Household member 1: Quick get the nose disinefectant out the cupboard I just caught a whiff of burnt basil from a Redmoor Academy student whilst on my morning jog
by Suntan Dave October 23, 2020
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Redhead

A person born with hair which is almost entirely red.

American Redheads are typically associated with fighsty personalities likely due to being treated differently at a young age. This attitude is more a product of environment than genetics.

Protip: While a Brunette's hair in the sun looks red, a Redhead in the sun looks like heaven on earth.
While I swore Sarah and Katie from the club were both Redheads; it was clear in both deed and morning sun Sara was the true Redhead.
by CDubbs684 April 14, 2009
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Elusive Redhead

The most beautiful and majestic femid. Elusive by nature, redhead by birth.

Sightings must be logged as only few have seen her.
Is that the elusive redhead?
Nah man you would know.
by RutterA.midships September 14, 2015
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