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Redeye

Moronic, pretentious, self important ass hole journalist. Writes for Edge magazine. Thinks he is god, but his words are complete garbage. TWICE he has insulted serious hardcore gamers, and for that the hardcore should rise and hang him from gilded meat hooks until his balls rot off.
That Redeye is such a pretentious ass, he keeps insulting our hardcore gamer brotherhood. He must die! Hey, you wanna go play NeoGeo? Yah, we the hardcore video gamers of the world ROCK!
by Hardcore video gamer December 29, 2004
mugGet the Redeyemug.

Golden Redeye

when you piss in someone's ass
by Mike McKay December 11, 2004
mugGet the Golden Redeyemug.

Breathing Redeye

When you moon someone and pull your asscheeks apart, exposing your redeye... and then you constrict and release your anus muscles simulating breathing
I was bombing my presentation at the marketing meeting so i dropped my pants and gave the client a breathing redeye... needless to say, i sealed the deal.
by Senor Bagels March 24, 2005
mugGet the Breathing Redeyemug.

redeye (dd)

Discord moderator with a 1 nanometer noodle, renowned for saying "Talk about pronouns, I'm a divine and riham gang. Some accolades: Supporter of the anti-nexus campaign (2022), Most Uncool Person (2021), etc. Known for eating cereal with water, and oreo with lemonadde
"Holy shit! That guy is soaking his cereal in water! What a redeye (dd)!"
by 3333333adagfsdf February 24, 2022
mugGet the redeye (dd)mug.

Redeye Roundeye

What Caucasian stoners are called when they order and pick up Chinese food late at night while high.
Here comes Redeye Roundeye now... I wonder why he's so hungery at 10pm?
by woolbull August 3, 2011
mugGet the Redeye Roundeyemug.

russian redeye

To moon someone and spread your ass as you do so so they see your "redeye."
I gave those dumb sluts the russian redeye as I drove by in my car.
by kind of blue August 10, 2003
mugGet the russian redeyemug.

Jedi Redeye

A sexual move that occurs when a glow stick is taped to the penis during anal sex thereby creating the appearance of a light saber.
"Her butt was so tight I had to use the force to give her a good Jedi Redeye."
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
mugGet the Jedi Redeyemug.

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