2 definitions by woolbull
A person who has a very large penis. Based on a real life person from Mid Coast Maine who was said to be incredibly well endowed. Baldy used to urinate in a urinal while facing the other direction with his penis slung between his legs and held behind him.
If I was Baldy it would be dragging in the dirt right now. I bet all the women like him because he's a Baldy... the lucky bastard.
by woolbull August 1, 2011
What Caucasian stoners are called when they order and pick up Chinese food late at night while high.
by woolbull August 3, 2011