Ninja Reacharound

Unexpected joy from a nearly invisible source.

I didn't expect to enjoy that new Roland Emmerich film so much, but the experience was certainly a ninja reacharound.

by vernacular_ninja November 12, 2009

ramchandra

a descendant of god Ram. Extremely intelligent, petty and free.

Stop pretending to be cool and intelligent Saurabh, who do you think you are, a ramchandra?

by zarneg May 31, 2019

Brooklyn Reacharound

To shove cigar butts up someone's ass whilst tickling their balls, as they give you detailed directions to uptown.

Mike: Bro! I banged this hot chick last night, she gave me a Brooklyn Reacharound!
Steve: Gnarly dude!
Mike: Yeah man! It was wicked sick!

by Magnum47 October 6, 2018

gay reacharound

The best feeling in the world. A gay reacharound is when a dude is fucking another dude in the butt while playing with that dude's dick. The prostate pleasure of getting fucked makes the handjob more intense and the top sliding his lubed up hand up and down the bottoms dick makes the top's dick feel so good inside his butt. This causes a vicious cycle of pleasure that makes the guy getting fucked moan loudly with pleasure and ends with him cumming all over. The dude fucking him can feel the bottom's boy pussy clenching on the top's dick and it makes him creampie the bottoms bussy.

Straight man: Dude what the fuck is wrong with you. We could all hear you moaning with pleasure all the way across the street while your boyfriend gave you the gay reacharound. Now all my frat brothers are giving each other reacharounds to see what it's like.
Gay man: I couldn't help it, it felt so good when my boyfriend gave me the gay reacharound and came inside my butt.

by reacharoundaholic September 12, 2023

The ol' Reacharound

a usually homosexual position in which the person on the back gives anal sex and jerks them off at the same time

"He gave him the ol reacharound

by Jayo August 17, 2004

Reachabout

Australian for a Reacharound. Usually takes place on an Australian Walkabout Excursion, but can also occur in desolate shacks in the Aussie bush. Reachabouts are often given by large Australian Bushmen and Transients.

Me: I heard you went on a Walkabout, how was it?
You: Oh, it was great! I got myself a Reachabout!
Me: I hope the bloke wasn't too rough on ya!

by z0mgbie October 1, 2010

realchat

A realchat is a chat frequented by large amounts of pedophiles. Often, they will be pretending to be age 18 or under in a realchat. All of the pedophiles know realchat is the place to be, the same kind of people you see on www.perverted-justice.com use realchat.

Want to see what a real pedophile is like? Let's go to realchat!

by lulz clown November 7, 2009