Reader's Block

Related to Writer's Block, this is when you cannot, for the life of you, pick up a book and read it. Sure, you may be able to read a paragraph or two, or maybe even a page, but you don't retain anything of what you just read or have the attention span and/or will to go on. This is common for those who have ADD, are in possession of garbage literature, or are just so exhausted from having to read so many books during school/college that reading anything else, even for pleasure, has become impossible. To those who love to read, this is worse than heart disease and cancer combined.

Eddie - Hey, man, I see you're reading McCarthy's The Road. Nice.

Nerdlinger - I'm trying to read it, but I got this damn reader's block! I'm 20 pages in but I don't remember anything. Fuck!

Eddie - Poor bastard.

by Our Van Ankle May 10, 2009

rake yohn

Haggard guy from CKY.

Rake loves Gnar Kill.

by Bloodhound gang February 24, 2004

Rake Yohn

Great great great grandson of Rakeyohnius VII.

Rakeyohnius was his name, and he liked doggy style.

by sidney February 24, 2004

reader's accent

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

rake yohn

Long hairy guy who hates musturd .Bro of Art Webb 1986

Rake yohn is teh mann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by SpiTe December 14, 2003

gn reader

gender-neutral reader in fanfic. author uses they/them pronouns for y/n so all genders are included

title: broken bow
pairing: bucky barnes x gn reader

by Actor_Ava March 15, 2021

rake yohn

Recent intelligence has led authorities to believe Rake Yohn has fled the country, heading possibly to Afghanistan or Pakistan. The matter is now in the hands of those local authorities.

Rake Yohn fled like a pussy.

by Jayson Blair March 15, 2004