a Reed College student or graduate with a high IQ, but sub-par sociability. Evidence of severe Reedtardation may include (a) the inability to stop talking about one's thesis, even during sex; (b) a dearth of non-Reed-affiliated friends; and (c) the bodily funk that develops after a week barricaded in the Student Union, Romer Lounge or Houser FunDome.
"What's the deal with that old bearded guy asleep in the bong loft?"
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
"That's (name redacted), class of 1994. They say he hasn't left campus since submitting a thesis about step-function discontinuity as it relates to Ovid's Metamorphoses. He's a total Reedtard."
by ReedieBop December 3, 2011
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Some one who drives like a retard.
Someone suffering from Roadtardation
Some one who drives like a retard.
Someone suffering from Roadtardation
During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.
by The Afterworld Cafe October 25, 2007
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Example 1:
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
Dick Cheney - I never said that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction, I said I want to drop weapons of mass destruction on Iraq. What are you readtarded or something?
Example 2:
Chris - I think you are wrong, I think Cain is fast.
Ed - I didn't say Cain wasn't fast I said Silva was slow. What are you readtarded or something?
by SEMFP June 14, 2013
Get the Readtarded mug.Similar to a Trumptard, which is a portmanteau of Trump and Retard, but in this instance it refers to morons who downvote comments (ie Red hand) on online forums etc not because they disapprove of the comment but because they disapprove of the Poster. This is usually because the poster has shown them up to be a Retard in previous exchanges, and they are too stupid to argue their case. Hence Red + Retard = Redtard. Incidentally the majority of Trumptards are also Redtards and vice versa.
by Vi Cious October 13, 2021
Get the Redtard mug.A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.
1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."
2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
by Davis Hay February 15, 2009
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Get the Radtard mug.Rain man could do it and he was a reatard.
Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded
Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.
Drew is not stupid but he is probably a little reatarded
Jose's lack of sleep is having a reatarding effect on him.
by ravenmsb and Cornbread June 23, 2009
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