Nut Rabies

When you get done showering and realize that you missed a large amount of choap. The foamy soap bubbles that dangle from your testicles are reminiscent of the foaming of the mouth that accompanies rabies.

"I was walking through the locker room and I felt the tell-tale slimy slipping of my nutsack against my legs. I immediately realized that I had missed the choap during my rinse and had so much dangling that it looked like I had a bad case of nut rabies."

"At first I thought I caught an STD, but I soon realized the itching beneath my nutsack was just dried up choap bubbled I missed in the shower. Hey, at least my gf can't catch a nasty case of nut rabies."

by Brads Insaner March 6, 2013

Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.

My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"

by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009

Alaskan Rabies

When you cum around a chick's mouth. It gives the illusion of the girl having rabies.

I was having a threesome, and I gave the girl Alaskan Rabies. The other guy in bed got scared shitless.

by Manuelmatthew July 1, 2011

slut rabies

a generic term for sexually transmitted diseases found in girls who sleep around.

Naw man, don't even touch that beezie, she's got slut rabies! She's more used and abused than highway 101!

by m@ng0Liciou$ May 6, 2009

octopus rabies

As used by Cinnamon smith in the children's t.v show altitude. Octopus rabies was an idea invented by Cinnamons character Tally to get a little more attention - feeling that being the youngest kid lost, she was often forgotten. 'Octopus rabies was first used in episode 7 Tilly pretended to be infected after touching a dead octopus. Only to find out that you could actually get sick from touching a dead octopus. Because of the shear popularity of this line producers attempted to use it in nearly every episode following, including finishing a very deep and emotionally powerful monologue to her sister - telling her how she wished they had never run away from home, but at least her sister was there with her - that 'at least we don't have the octopus rabies'.

Cinnamon: (no one is looking at her or listening to her ideas on how to set up the camp for the storm) I don't feel to well

Mazzy: What?

Cinnamon: I haven't felt well after i touched that octopus, i think, i think i have 'octopus rabies.

by shoorysmile January 21, 2011

Montana Rabies Shot

A sexual manuever, in which, a male driving a car is receiving a blowjob from his femal companion in the passenger seat. Upon feeling that he is about to come, the man must grab his warm cigarette lighter and burn the back of the females neck. He must then pull out quickly before she clamps down with her teeth and blow into her mouth. This will give the girl the three primary symptoms of rabies: frothing mouth, lock jaw, and angry growling noises.

Dude one-"Hey man how come you and your girlfriend broke up?"

Dude two- "I dont know man, she is all pissed off cause yesterday when she was giving me road head I gave her a Montana Rabies Shot."

Dude one-"What a cry baby bitch dude."

by Shagginz May 21, 2011

coochie rabies

When someone’s coochie is so fishy that’s sea foam starts coming out.

The girl that shit in my creek coochie rabies from all that fishy stanky water.

by Crispy Milk February 2, 2020