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Job raffle

When someone has a job that they are totally unsuited for, they have no experience and cannot carry out their duties properly due to lack of understanding.

How did they get that job? The only way that this can be explained is for someone to have won their job in a company raffle.
How on earth did they get that job? They’re totally incompetent!?

They won it in the raffle at Christmas.

Oh, Job raffle, that explains everything!
by lucyloo1979 September 28, 2009
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Raffles World Academy

The best school in the world located in Dubai, UAE. Students of this renowned academy are famed for getting high in the bathroom between classes whilst teachers claim they do not know who actually smokes but literally every other student knows who they are. Raffles student also enjoy sharing experiences with one another so do not be alarmed if you see two guys standing over a bidet and watching another guy take a piss.

Raffles students also enjoy a 10 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the mornings and a 30 minute session of staring at the ceiling in the afternoons. Raffles is famed for choosing very good deadlines for their IB students. Expect to have an average of 7 assessments in one day. Raffles is also famed for its self taught courses (basically all of them, you might as well ditch every day since you will self study anyways) as teachers wish to engage their students and to simply guide students towards success rather than instruct.
As a student, expect to be confronted by teachers about the dumbest things ever like having a white dot on your shoes. Every once in a while, you will do a test that basically tests your ability to bend paper in your mind and punch holes into them and later unfold them and see if you recognize the pattern.
Student 1: Which school do you go to?

Student 2: Raffles World Academy

Student 1: Yo, can you hook me up?

Student 2: Bro, what are you talking about??

Student 1: Don't you guys like stash your dokha in the ceilings in the bathrooms?

Student 2: Bro how do you even know that?

Student 1: Bro, your school is basically the Middle East and North Africa supplier of dokha...

Student 2: True..
by pagil January 2, 2017
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raffle

a lottery where prizes are guaranteed to be given out
The raffle at Club Palooza was the best!
by tamsiscool May 21, 2011
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Rufflepuff

A space cadet beyond belief. Knows only random information but nothing important, has to be told things at least 18 times. Useless. Does not know when being insulted.
"Damnit rufflepuff... hurry up."
by mikerufflepuff March 18, 2010
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Henry Rufflefield

Henry Rufflefield is the king of all mankind, but his official title is Prime Minister of all mankind. He was born in the time before Jesus, and he is the cause of every negative thing in the history of the world.
"Oh! An apple! Adam, Eve, will you partake?"
by Don Quixote April 2, 2005
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Penis Ruffle

One who is of such insignificance he is as the skin of an old mans penis. Ruffle can refer to the wrinkles on a ruffles potato chip, being that old men's penis's are wrinkly like this.
Damn nigga chops! Sam is such a penis ruffle!
by krazychichi August 8, 2009
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Dust Ruffle

When a man gives a woman an orgasm with his savage beard while performing oral sex.
Oscar gave Jill a dust ruffle last night and this morning. Guess that beard is good for more than one thing.
by ReyPitorro October 17, 2020
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