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exuberant raptor

The true creator of everything. He is the one true lord and saviour bow down to his exuberance and thou shall be freed from the tight grips of the tricky pig.
by ExuberantWorshipper April 16, 2017
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rapturgasm

A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.
That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.
by YAWA May 3, 2015
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Anus Raptor

1. Man you are being such an anus raptor.
by JR coolster July 31, 2013
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Toronto Raptors

Only Canadian team in the NBA. Was a expansion draft team in 1995 and usually made fun of by other teams but Raptors always proves them wrong. Won the championship in 2019 the first time they made a finals, and first time they won it but it won’t be the last.
Dude1: Warriors gonna sweep the Raptors.

Smart dude: Nope, Toronto Raptors in 6
by $$moneymaker$$ June 16, 2019
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Raptor Vag

When a girl goes up to her boyfriend butt naked while he is in a deep deep slumber. She takes 3 fingers and strokes his face, when he opens his eyes she grabs her vagina lips and pulls them open and up while staring at him and screeching.
My girl creeped me out this morning when she hit me with the Raptor Vag.
by Turtle 123 February 23, 2015
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Raptor Surprise

A phrase that if yelled at a party, justifies ANY otherwise taboo action or statement that precedes it.

Can be used in any situation.
You are blackout drunk and a kid tries to get you to vomit for your own good at a party. You pull a knife out on him and everybody freaks out and then you scream RAPTOR SURPRISE. Everybody then laughs and forgets about the previous action.

Great if used as a hashtag on twitter as well.
by jprue May 20, 2012
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Wicke Raptor

The act of inserting all four fingers and thumb into a vagina. The fingers come together to form a point therefore making it appear like a raptor claw; hence the Wicke raptor.
by Clairvoyant333 September 13, 2015
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