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Ranger School

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The training facility for the U.S. Army Rangers. Also, a comedic promotional video that advertises that facility.
"Pick your pussy off the ground and go to RANGER SCHOOL!"
by RapGodTHoR January 7, 2010
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ranger shot

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A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.

Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.

This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.
Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.
by JoePilot May 7, 2007
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Ranger Sit-Ups

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n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.
"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."
by crissmichaels September 27, 2009
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Morning breakfast consisting of Coffee and Banana's.
that Ranger Shot Monkey last summer at camp was heartwarming after the shower sex Counselor Gary Casually and I shared.
by Life's Offramp July 31, 2019
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Ranger Shul'n

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Out doing man shit in the woods while your friends play Battlefield 3.
"Yo dawg wanna pawn some n00bz this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm Ranger Shul'n and don't have time for your pussy interwebz game."
by l33tz December 2, 2011
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ranger station

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a location in which two individuals fornicate in the outdoor setting for an extended amount of time. all positions included, deep throating encouraged. asshole licking for emily’s.
i want to go to the ranger station this weekend and get dicked down
by cocothecoconut November 8, 2018
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Ranger shot

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A drink made from extremely cheap, yet potent vodka (e.g. Taaka). A shot glass is turned upside-down, and a small amount of vodka is poured onto the bottom of the glass, filling the tiny depression. The person taking the shot then snorts the vodka, once into each nostril.
Wilks: Hey Percy, you should do a Ranger shot!

Percy: This sounds like a terrible idea, but ok.
(Sniff)
Percy: HOOAH!
by jMikey93 October 2, 2012
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