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B-Randon

1. One sexy son of a bitch.

2. A person of high caliber.

3. A Pimp
That B-Randon was all up on those bitches.
by teben July 16, 2008
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b-randon

The sexiest man alive who gets all the bitches on his dick and has a monster cock
by barker486 May 10, 2022
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pulling a Randon

making a mistake that costs the company you work for money
Oh no, I hate pulling a Randon.
by thuglyfe101 December 1, 2019
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cody randon

stuck up cocky jock prick who thinks he all that but is a lil pussy!
quit acting like a lil cody randon prick!
by Maddie March 29, 2005
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Ander Randon

Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
by simonblablabla November 22, 2021
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Random Follower

Someone on Twitter who picks people at random to follow, in hopes of boosting their own numbers
Your man Steve is such a "Random Follower" look at him following another 1,000 people that he has no interest in what they say or do. He is trying to boost his numbers.
by Athalonius November 4, 2011
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Random Chimp Event

The Random Chimp Event is the name for the monkey uprising. Humans evolved from monkeys, this was a mistake, humans evolved past monkeys, leaving them behind, the monkeys didn't forget this, and they are preparing. There is not a lot known about the specifics of the Random Chimp Event, the only things that are known are that it could happen at any point in time and that once it has started there is no stopping it, the monkeys will destroy everything in their path. There are a select, intelligent, few who will rejoice at the Random Chimp Event, knowing that the only way for humanity to survive is to return to monke.
Person 1: *hears the distant, ecstatic screams of monkeys* What is that?
Person 2: It's started.
Person 1: What has?
Person 2: *A single tear wells up in their eye and rolls down their face, it's hard to decern whether it is a tear of joy or sadness, the expression on their face makes it seem like both, they are happy because society will return to the glory of what it used to be, but they are sad that they must die to achieve this utopia but they are willing to because they know it is for the betterment of monkeykind* The Random Chimp Event.
by AXKZ October 30, 2020
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