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randomkits is the worst server on minehut
by steveemc July 13, 2022
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randomizing

When you say something absolutely competely random beyond belief.
When i ride my toast to school the magic leprachaun who is a waterbottle somehow appears in my bed.
by ahahahahahaha August 12, 2003
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Randomitis

A fictional disease that can be used as a reason for doing something inexplicably stupid,and well,random.
Adam:Dude!Why did you smear that sour cream all over the couch?
Rex:Oh,just got me a case of the randomitis
by Caoimhe8168 July 9, 2009
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Randomize

When someone writes,says or does whatever comes to mind at any given time to confuse the other person,to get there attention,to do "icebreaking" in any situation or just to piss them off. It could be used as a noun or verb(the action usually being randomizing).
I'm so bored I'll just randomize some friends by texting them incomplete phrases.
by Richard Castle III June 20, 2011
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Randomitus

A disease that infects randomness into someones soul causing them to be random for 16 minutes to 92 hours at a time.

Common symptoms: Not being able to sleep, shouting random words at random times, making noodles with peanut butter and olive oil as the broth, being called anything that rhymes with to or toe,or playing World of Warcraft for 15 hours straight and not actually doing anything productive in those 15 hours.

The disease was discovered some time in December in the year 1953 when a man reading the first edition of the playboy magazine in Miami, Florida was hit by a bullet in the right index finger causing him to develop the first and most severe case of Randomitus known to man. The disease spread as he entered a diner and infected the 13 people in there, of the 13 people 11 of them had to receive urgent medical care to cure them of said disease, the 2 that didn't get medical care were found riding donkeys with a pink backpack full of melting coffee ice cream wearing a drench coat while screaming the words to the novel Casino Royale at the top of their lungs. They were detained for disorderly conduct by the Miami Police Department.
Doctor: Hi! How's it going Mr. Gotoeboejoeto
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Hey doc, I think I have contacted Randomitus, can I get an exam for it?
Doctor: OK, I'll take a look. Open up your eyes.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: THE LAST FOUR LETTERS OF LOST ARE L-O-S-T, SPELLING LOST. AM I LOST? WHAT? WHERE AM I?! WHY ARE YOU POINTING A DEATH RAY AT MY EYEBALL?! ARE YOU A DINOSAUR?! 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42! NOOOOO!
Doctor: Well, it seems you have had contact with the disease and we'll need to begin treatment ASAP.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: Yo yo yo, when can a home boy get sum medz up hea.
Doctor: Just one moment, let me write you up a prescription.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: あなたに非常に親切な男をありがとうございます。
Doctor: What?
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: I gotta go, I just remembered that my peanut butter olive oil noodle broth is done.
Doctor: Bye.

15min later at Casa De Mr.Gotoeboejoeto.
Mr.Gotoeboejoeto: NOOOOOOO!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! I'VE CREATED A MONSTER! Ohai there buddy. SIT! good boy.
Buddy: BARK! BARK!
by Xalimis January 21, 2011
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Randomizer

A software for a game that randomize its items, rewards and goals in order to make a fresh experience. It also comes with fixes and/or tweaks to make playing the same game faster such as removing cutscenes, text and fixing glitches caused by sequence breaking allowed by the software. "Rando" is Randomizer for short. When talking about "Randomizer", we also talk about "Seeds". "Seed" refers to a particular alphanumeric string that will create the same output everytime and is used in "rando" to talk about that particular randomization of the game.
Guy A: I played The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past randomizer today. The seed was terrible.
Guy B: What was wrong with that seed?
Guy A: It was a 'Ped' seed. Freaking 'Bombos' was on the 'Master Sword Pedestal' in order to access 'Red Pendant' 'Turtle Rock' for 'Pegasus Boots' to get the 'Big Key' on the torch in Ganon's Tower.
Guy B: Eww! I hate what randomizers do sometimes!
by TheGoodBeef30 November 18, 2018
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The problem correcting randomizer

When you here about your group fucking up so you get drunk, write down a bunch of definitions and words on a post card, put the definitions on a dart board and the words in a top hat, play darts and match em simultaneously, write a speech, pass out and record yourself giving that speech the next morning
Grandmaster jay: (gulp gulp gulp gulp) i got bullpup with powerful, outdated weaponry with all riffles and finally smort with meee. The problem correcting randomizer works! (Thud)
by Idk something stupid? September 3, 2020
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