rancharound

Ok, here goes.

Dude hastily making sandwich. In a hurry for some reason (fill in this part-you're obviously talented).

Gets everything assembled. Bread, lunch meat, lettuce, tomato, cheese. Etc.

Reaches in fridge for mustard. Notices mustard is old and decrepit as fuck. And all crusty around the tip.

Waves hand in "meh" type way.

Notices shiny new bottle of Ranch. Pushes mustard bottle aside and grabs the Hidden Valley like he stole it. Dumps on sandwich.

Big ass bite ensues.

#rancharound.

Boom.

Am I famous yet?

Call me when I'm famous.

Boyfriend is watching football, chips in one hand, sammich in the other, gently cradling the bottle of ranch in his "drinkholder" for easy access. Girlfriend wants some healthy shit (celery sticks) and can't find the ranch in the fridge, she sees boyfriend on the couch and knows what's up. She sashays up behind him and kisses on his neck while she reaches around to snag the ranch from his crotch holder. Boom #rancharound

by BaconRainey October 16, 2014

360 Ranchkill

A homosexual sex position in which, one erect male place his penis inside another man's flacid penis. The erect man stands vertically and holds the flacid man in the air and rotates him on his erected penis.

Chuck Norris gave Charlie Sheen a 360 Ranchkill in jail.

by Stiffy McD July 28, 2010

Jolly Rancha

Sweet tasting alcoholic drink. Dervied from a drink made from Sour Apple Schnapps and 7-Up which tasted like a Jolly Rancher candy - now used to denote any sweet candy-like tasting alcoholic drink.

Don't give dat girl no hard drink make her a jolly rancha and she sure to git faded.

by venum April 10, 2004

B3 Ranchand

Someone who works on a ranch and does everything to make it work. Uses everything he can to make it work!
Works so hard that all his muscles hurt at the end of everyday.

His being a B3 Ranchand sure made a difference in all that we accomplished today!

by Fuction November 10, 2019

Texas Ranchhand

Perhaps the most elusive sex move North of the Rio Grande. It is an act in which, after penile hand relief, a couple partakes in anal fornication. Generally, a saddle is placed on the back of the woman (or catcher in the case of a gay orgy) and animal noises are made by both partners. After the clan sex, the man deficates in a plastic Walmart bag, ties it off, and beats the woman sensless with it in a southern fashion.

Neighbor: "I heard some animal noises next door I think the Wilsons were doing the Texas Ranchhand"
Neighbor's Wife: "That explains the Walmart bag full of shit in our mailbox"

by MississipiSwampMonster June 3, 2010

RANCHTABULOUS

Verb. To call something containing ranch RANCHTABULOUS

Dude! That new Chicken Rancher at AppleBee's is RANCHTABULOUS!!!

by Alex Matz February 24, 2008

ranchalow

A house that looks a little bit like a ranch house and a little bit like a bungalow.

David Nassif just bought a house that resembles a ranchalow.

by UnrulyJulie February 8, 2010