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Ralph’s Dick

Ralph’s Dick is 9 inches and black
“Did see Ralph’s Dick, omg it’s so big.”
by definitioncorrectfs November 30, 2023
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ralph in the dooker

Vomiting, Puking
I drank too many Monster and Tito’s. Now I have to Ralph in the Dooker.
by Andy2Dope February 11, 2022
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dirty ralph

A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.
by markymark88 January 22, 2007
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Dylan Ralph

A dumb ass;little bitch who eats dog shot for money. He is also obsessed with fishing.
Dylan Ralph licked dog shit for money from a friend who then moved away the next day
by Kieren Berningham January 16, 2018
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Doubters Ralph

An expression used by someone who has heard someone say something that is not believable. Often uttered under one’s breath in disdain.
Person 1: I climbed Mount Everest yesterday
Person 2: Doubters Ralph (muttered under his breath)
by Cleopatra75 May 13, 2023
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drinking like a Ralph

A term which describes a condition that happens under the sea when fish describe heavy alcohol consumption. When they just want to go out and get hammered the old fashioned way. (Sometimes occurs after a trip to the blood bank.)

The legendary "Ralph" refers to a man who knows no limits to his good time, and just wants to forget about everything that doesn't smell like roses day after day. In folklore, the Ralph is extremely cerebral, but has to drink copious amounts of libations just to be able to relate to normal folks who enthrall themselves day after day in Ralph's facebook statuses. Usually the status verbiage refers to drinking or gun play.
dorrie: "hey you guys, what do you say that we go donate blood and then go drinking like a ralph?!"

nemo: "great idea i just took my mental evaluation for gun ownership, so i'm ready to go!"
by shannoneliot February 18, 2011
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Ralph the Night Hair Dresser

A mystical type creature (kind of like the tooth fairy) who messes up your hair while you sleep. Which is why we all wake up with goofy looking hair in the morning.
"Ralph the Night Hair Dresser really did a number on my head!"
by hollisterhottie101 March 24, 2010
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