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Raincoat Kid 

Mentally challenged individual brought to the mall or public place in raincoats, when it is not raining. The reason being that there may be a chance of rain during the outing and the caretakers want to avoid the trouble of trying to get the kids into their raincoats if it begins to rain.
Wow idiot, I have heard better ideas from a raincoat kid.
Raincoat Kid by CledusJenkins April 18, 2010

Colorado Raincoat 

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.
"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

Midget in a raincoat 

What your cock looks like two minutes after your blow your load before removing your rubber
Sitting there out of breath after humping her brains out, my wang looked like a midget in a raincoat.

Guatamalen Raincoat

A poor substitute for a raincoat or poncho. Often paper grocery bags or plastic garbage bags.
Did you see that homeless woman with the paper bags on?

Yeah dude she has a total Guatamalen Raincoat going on.

putting on a raincoat

He does not want gonorrhea, so he is putting on a raincoat.

fun raincoat 

A person who refuses to engage in anything resembling fun, to the ire of many.
fun raincoat by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021