Quizzlebee's

Proper Noun: The favorite, fictional submarine sandwich shop in the fictional Harry Potter universe.

Quizzlebee's does not actually exist in the Harry Potter novels or movies, but came into existence due to its overly English-sounding name and a certain, je ne sais quoi, that makes the reader instantly think of magic, Wizards, and disapparating.

Still don't believe in Quizzlebee's? Try to imagine Michael Caine saying it...

See?

Harry Potter: While we're in Diagon Alley, we should stop in my favorite sub shop, Quizzlebee's!

Hagrid: What are you going to get, Harry?

Harry Potter: Either a roast beef with unicornraddish, or a dragon, lettuce, and tomato with cool, ranch dressing.

Hagrid: Aye, betwixt you and me I'd rather be subjected to the Cruciatus curse than eat at Quizzlebee's. I'll be outside, methinks.

Harry Potter: Here's 3 Galleons, go grab some greasy rubbish at Death Eaters (another fictional Harry Potter eatery).

by Neville Powerbottom August 20, 2011

Quizzle

Ghetto version of "Queen."

"She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his Quizzle. And G-d help anyone who dared to disrespect his Quizzle."

"G-d save the Quizzle!" - some Jewish Brit.

by Muddraker January 3, 2019

Be quizzle fo' shizzle ma little nizzles

be quiet for a minute my little idiots, which is bastardization of be quiet for a minute my little idiot

Yo, home dawg, be quizzle fo' shizzle ma nizzle, i am tryin' to watch the tube

by Sherin May 13, 2005

quizzles

One of a set of quizlix (as defined by Ryan Dunbar)

I looked up quizlix and it told me to refer to quizzles

by achew22 August 9, 2008

quizzerooni

same as saying the word quiz just in a fancy way ; often used by broskis

Teacher: today we have a little quizzerooni

by dicey big guy November 23, 2011

Quizzle

(v.) The name given to the act of squirting semen out one's nose during sudden laughter.

"Hey Tim, y'know how you like to make people laugh while they're drinking milk and watch it shoot out their nose?"

"Yeah."

"Well, I met this chick from the club laugh last night, and she, well, quizzled."

"DUDE!"

by Str8P1mp1n February 7, 2010

quizzle

quiet, shut up, shut your mouth you get the picture!

be quizzle! please be quizzle!

by Christina and Nick January 26, 2005