Quintessential Studdmuffin

Phrase used by Extreme Championship Wrestling Broadcaster Joel Gertner as a self-loving Innuendo as a line quoted to Ladies to impress them.

Quintessential Studdmuffin literally translates as 'The Perfect/Best Attractive Promiscious Gentleman'.

Gertner: Well, Well, Well, 'tis I, the Quintessential Studdmuffin... Joel 'your girlfriend has me on her speed-dial because she loves the way I Star 69 her' Gertner

by quintessentialstudmuffin June 19, 2006

Quiltessential

An event, gathering, or social setting in which a blanket comprised of patches of fabric sewn together (a quilt) is required in order to enter/participate/engage.

Eleanor: Good morning Gwendolyn, we missed you at bingo last night.

Gwendolyn: Very kind of you to notice my absence Eleanor but it was a quiltessential gathering and ever since Bob Barker stopped hosting The Price is Right I just can't seem to get any sewing done.

by SimpleKind of Man October 18, 2009

Quintessential Stud Muffin

Joel Gertner ECW

Joel Gertner is the Quintessential Stud Muffin.

by anonymous June 24, 2022

Quintessential

The word a wankbag dumbfucktard will constantly interject into a conversation to fake having a vocabulary.

In yet another example of his lack of depth Harry used the word quintessential to describe
something. Regretfully it just proved once again that he is a consummate dumbfucktard.

by Beardstard April 15, 2020

quintessential fucktard

A perfect example of a fucking retard.

Barak makes bad decisions constantly on account of him being a quintessential fucktard.

by gofferballs April 13, 2014

Quintessentially Kitchener Moment (QKM)

When you come across something that you will only find in downtown Kitchener.

I walked by the Mayfair Hotel today. What a QKM!

by Changeling June 20, 2003

quintessentialite

Someone who delves deeply in the quintessential. The highest order of class that can be found in a person. First coined by Michael C. Martin, April 1st, in the year of our Lord 2021, 1:30 PM.

"Don't be such a quintessentialite", George said "Save some good deeds for the rest of us".

by Tommy Pain April 1, 2021