Bayou Quick Step

Like a normal quick step, followed by a burning case of swamp ass.

Judging by the way Nick is walking, that wasn't just any quick step, that was a Bayou quick step.

by ColumbiaB December 2, 2010

Kansas City Quick Step

The Kansas City Quick Step happens when you reach the moment immediately prior to an episode of explosive diarrhea.

Man, that Taco Bell had me doing the Kansas City Quick Step for half the night.

by J.Skellington January 18, 2022

Colorado Quick Steps

A term used when referencing a case of diarrhea. It is believed that this phrase got its name by people in the 1800's who drank contaminated water that flowed through Colorado's many natural (but oftentimes unsuitable for human consumption) streams, lakes and rivers, as well as numerous other sources.

"Where's your bathroom? I've got the Colorado quick steps!

by StëppënWölf53 September 30, 2018

Nelly Quick Steps

“Nelly Quick Steps” usually refers to the quick motion one takes toward a bathroom when the need to poop has reached extremis.

After drinking for 3 days at the music festival, I barely made it to the Porta-Potty. I had the Nelly Quick Steps.

by Anita Pasgas August 2, 2021

sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

quickster

Being able to get girls in the sack quick.

Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bedroom.

by pimpdaddybigdick August 30, 2007