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Quiche is a word that describes someones appearance, someone who is quiche is a step above "hot" and is so hot you want to have sex with them. If you call someone 'quiche' it means you wanna do the nasty. Quiche people are hard to find, but when you find one, cut that fucking quiche like you mean it.
Jimmy: Jesus that Girl is so bloody hot
Bobby: She aint hot, shes quiche!
Both: *cuts the quiche*
Quiche by Jonah Ja'mie Mr G November 3, 2018
"Quiche.............Quiche you say what is that?"............

Well in short its a craze that is taking off in the East Midlands, more specifically Lenton, the student area of Nottingham. Scrapping the definition, quiche has become 'THE' word on the street. Taking any form of adjective, noun, verb and so on, quiche is the perfect word for everything. Quiche is always used in GOOD manor and in delight. The fact that it rolls of the tongue with such a satisfying ease is why it is so good. Examples include:

Endless possibilities........Quiche is dot dot dot dot dot.
Man those jagearbombs got me absolutely quiched last night
Quiche by Quiche Pioneer January 27, 2011
An accumulation of smegma in a delicious crusty pie
My grandparents wanted to try a local delicacy when they came to visit us so we served them up our neighbourhood's quiche recipe.
Quiche by Tastyskwerl March 18, 2017
A slang term/alternate pronunciation of cash.
Tom: Old man Phillips burned down his own shop? Why the fuck?

Alex: Quiche.
quiche by Inertient November 23, 2009
A tall gangly male with long flowing locks and a paedo moustache. Also resembles bacon and cheese.
Morning Quiche lad
Quiche by eggandbacon June 4, 2018
A person you fancy, but not for a long term engagement. #1 night only
Look at that bit of quiche
He’s a bit of quiche alright
Had some quiche last night
Quiche by Captain quiche June 19, 2018