Quarantine

Staying home and fucking away from everyone

Me at work: I was told that I was supposed to get two weeks of quarantine
Boss: Shut the hell up Bob and make me a sandwich!!

by nbaerick March 22, 2020

Quarantine-Couture

For those who know that to dress well is essential, even in a pandemic, these are the best and latest fashion trends which reflect the new normal.

Jane was always a fashion leader, and is hitting it again with her interchangeable jewelry designs to go with the quarantine-couture. It's almost as if the fashion industry was following her!

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020

Quarantard

A person who is unnecessarily afraid during the covid pandemic. Hoarding items and afraid of everything.

Did you see how much TP Giovanna bought? She's such a quarantard.

by eyekey March 31, 2020

quarantine bae

when you get in a relationship with someone to last the duration of (covid-19) quarantine and after it’s over you guys can break up and act like nothing ever happened

Friend: who is that girl waving at you
You: oh yeah that used to be my quarantine bae

by Fly samurai April 5, 2020

Crapper Quarantine

Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.

Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!

by Minuccp December 15, 2012

Quarando

To kill oneself, usually by blowing one's brains out.

Don't Quarando yourself, FT!

by M-Pony July 30, 2007

quaranstache

When you’re stuck in confinement and decide to grow the dirtiest mustache known to man.

Wow! That’s a filthy quaranstache.

by TheRog22 March 25, 2020