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make me a quesadilla

what a mexican guy says to his woman if he doesn't want to take her shit. synonymous with BITCH, go make me a sandwich! often preceded by a pimp slap.
senorita: ayyy! turn your death metal off! it sounds like someone having trouble making mierda and is hurting like fuck!

hombre: *pimp slap* PUTA, go make me a quesadilla!
by make me a fuckin sandwich, jen January 15, 2010
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quesadillas

the absolute most delicious food in the world
hey i love quesadillas
by yogabbagabba August 11, 2008
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Quesadilla Chase

Yeah, I woke up, and my Dad was sucking my dick. A complete quesadilla chase!
by quesadillachase May 16, 2017
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Spicy Quesadilla

Meredith decided to use Chalula when she masturbated, thus making a spicy quesadilla.
by LightEmUpRuRu December 14, 2014
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dick quesadilla

placing a man's penis in a tortilla wrap, filled with desired vegetables or meat, then topped off with mild cheddar cheese. the quesadilla is then covered with a condom, to keep the ingredients together, and placed in a vagina (or anus) to melt the cheese. the male will then ejaculate in the quesadilla only to have the female ingest the end result.
Jeremiah: "My dick was so greasy after Elora ate her dick quesadilla."

Apollo: "You should try masturbating with sandpaper, it will adsorb the grease."
by tjsballs April 29, 2010
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quesadillaria

A place that makes quesadillas.
Juan and Bob were cheesy and hungry for some tortillas, so they went to the quesadillaria.
by Just a female gamer&programmer December 15, 2015
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quesadildo

A normal quesadilla, only more delicious because of the name. Often the slang term referring to what your eating while you're hanging out with your friends and you need to laugh at something random.
1: I'm hungry, lets go make some quesadillas!
2: No, I think we should have quesadildos instead.
1: Haha, wth!?
2: Yah, you get the tortillas, I'll get the cheese, and we'll make a big steaming quesadildo
1: LOL
by swimswimswim March 17, 2009
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