queerage

1. a quantitative means of determining the level of gayness in an area at any given time.

2. denoting an aggregate or amount of homosexuality.

Thomas: "Jennings is wearing his assless chaps at work today."
Richard: "I did notice a definite peek in the queerage."
Harrison: "Yes, I also noticed that."

"Damn, it's like a sausage festival in this bitch. This queerage is dick."

"Patrick, you need to stop watching these damn Rachel Ray marathons."
"William, I understand that, but my gayness compels me to."
"I just can't deal with this queerage, Patrick"
"Dammit, William, then you can't deal with me or the junk in my trunk."

by Danfield January 4, 2007

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Queerag bag

1)A combination of the words/phrases queer bag(see definition) and fag bag(see definition) often used to save time and/or stress the uncanny homosexuality being displayed by either a straigt male or homosexual male.
2)A device often used by homosexual men or straight men expressing homosexual activity(Metrosexual-see definition)that can be used to store such homosexual items/materials such as used condoms,jizz(both human and animal),dildos(both battery operated and manual),fetish items and devices,Homosexual/Male pornogrophy and any other things off a homosexual nature.

1)That guy with the ball sack in his mouth sure is a queerag bag.
2)I need to run to the store and get myself a new queerag bag since my other one is busting at the seems.

by That dude from that place you went to like a really long time ago September 7, 2007

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Queerbag Jones

A generic name to describe anyone you see from a distance and decide you dislike simply based on the way they appear.

Yo, did you see the new Spanish teacher in the cafeteria today? Someone tell Queerbag Jones that ascots went out with the cancelation of Scooby Doo.

by bajothehedgehog February 15, 2008

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queerbag

to be a total and complete faggot, gay, always talks about gay things

Noah you queerbag will u shut up with ur gay love stories!!!

by Adam February 1, 2005

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Queefage

(Slang) Street Slang for the official C.O.Q.P.D. (chart of queef production defined) the 1st additon. This scale includes directions and terms to define, describe, and derail queefage. Here is a breif example. -

OFFICIAL QUEEF
PAPERS

(answer "yes" or "no")

1)Was there a queef?

2)Could you feel the vibration?

3)Could you hear it?

4)Could someone in the next room over hear it?

5)Did the neighbors hear it?

6)Did police come to your front door asking where the bomb went off?

7)Did bomb squad arrive?

8)Was there major structural damage to your house?

9)Did poison control have to come?

10)Did your parents call, asking you why your house was on the news.

"Yes"'s are 1 point, "no"'s are 0 points
1-2 might have been a queef, did you eat any beans?
3-4 yep, that was a queef, go buy some "queef-b-gone"
5-6 dam, that was a good queef
7-8 holy shit, you got an AK-47 in that pussy?
9-10 Go shoot yourself, that's disgusting

(note: if your girlfriend scored 7 or higher on the official queefage chart, dump her sorry ass, cuz she's got queeftasticular cancer)

yea, that was a long defintion, enjoy

1)My girlfriend, Deville, scored 11 on that queefage scale, is that even possible? HOLY SHIT< im dumping her sorry ass.

2)My boyfriend, Aras, dumped me cuz my queefage is 11, im gonna go shoot myself

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007

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