n. a straight man who will pretend to be gay so as to solicit free drinks from an unsuspecting homosexual
Jose Contreras: When did Richie Cunningham convert from vaginaism??
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
Bruce Lee: He's still very much a vagina enthusiast. He's just being a beer queer now with that dude. What a desperate fuck.
by benny b from the bronx May 10, 2006
Self defined temporary bi-sexual status visited upon an otherwise totally straight guy to excuse the fact that everybody knows last weekend, after 8 pints, a pill and some unsuccessful attempts to score some ass, he went back with a gay guy to get his cock sucked.
Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Usually when said beer queer gets a NEW girlfriend his new found minority status will fly back into the closet so bloody fast it ends up in fucking Narnia, probably never to be seen again!
Malcom's started telling everyone he's bi since he went home with John, but he was only bloody beer queer!
by ..WiL May 16, 2005
Random #1"Man you look fucking ripped today, wanna makeout?"
Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
Random #2"Don't turn into a beer queer man"
by Penny89 November 15, 2009
Mike is a zero beer queer.
by Mique Zee December 05, 2020
Unlike the common two beer queer, these fabulous creatures do not need alcohol to embrace their queerness.
Mike is a zero beer queer.
by Mique Zee December 05, 2020
A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.
Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
by Mark August 06, 2004
1. (n) A straight man willing to engage in homosexual activity after the cosumption of an insignigant amount of alcohol.
When we found Bob making out in the alley behind the bar with a guy, we knew he was a three beer queer.
by der ubergeek February 09, 2005