header queen

promiscuous girl who gives a blow-job to just about any guy who dates her, or who gives her a compliment.

Nick: I'm going out with Lucy on Friday.
Tony: Damn, you're a lucky SOB, she's a header queen and it looks like you are going to get a BJ!

by John Smith Hat Reader June 16, 2010

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

Marvellous headgear, queer

Another way of saying, "Nice hat, faggot."

"Marvellous headgear, queer."

"Hey, SHUT UP man!"

by shapiro_slayer_69 April 6, 2020