YouTube Qualified

Someone who believes they are qualified or an expert in a particular field because they have watched a large number of YouTube videos on the subject. Usually relating to automotive repairs but can apply to more advanced fields like rocket science or brain surgery (with less success!)

Dave: I can't afford to get my car fixed
John: You should talk to Mike
Dave: Is he a Mechanic?
John: Yeah, he is YouTube Qualified

by S I M E February 28, 2020

Too High To Qualify

An arid pass in football, usually high.

And it looks like Carson Palmer's pass was too high to qualify, 4th down.

by TheBear311 December 30, 2007

qali

Qalis are very funny and they have funny laughs and are very pretty and wild

"Damn qali is so funny".

by Lisaappiah_xoxo November 28, 2016

Fully Qualified Fetus

An individual who gets a job only or chiefly because of their preexisting relationship (and sometimes relation to) someone already employed within the organization hiring them. A "fully qualified fetus" is most often young, inexperienced, and contributes little or nothing of value to the workplace.

"It looks like they've hired a fully qualified fetus for technical support. Good thing they didn't promote someone qualified."

by Bill Dukane May 2, 2006

Qalizha

A god damn annoying simp. She always do such things, shes very dirty minded! No good.

Qalizha: Do you know what Pussy means?
Person: Nope, i dont wanna hear again from you!

by xXfreedoomLxX February 23, 2023

BMT Qualified

A girl that is so attractive, that an indivdual is willing to perform a BMT on her.

Used to describe moderately attractive, to extremely attractive women.

Particularly useful in public or mixed company.

Have you met Trent's new japanse girlfriend? She is definately BMT Qualified.

by mrmcderm January 5, 2009

qualifications

Breasts

She's got perfect qualifications - give her the job!

by Sophie Wit-Tank February 5, 2010