Plubsterbating

The act of shitting in ones hand, and then using said shit as lubrication for the act of masturbating.

"Oh shit I ran out of lube, what should I do?"
"Just practice the art of plubsterbating!"

by Rodney Beuford March 20, 2010

12 pubs

An Irish tradition during Christmas time, in which a group visits 12 pubs, and has a drink in each one. Those who survive win.

Tadgh: You doing 12 pubs this weekend?
John: Yeah, last year Dave has his head in the toilet 4 pubs in.

by LittleBollocks December 10, 2016

Pubstar

Player who is the "star" in a public server of an online game. Frequently has highest score and best killratio.

Fred: Damn, that guy killed my entire team, THRICE!
Jack: Yep, he's a pubstar.

Clan_Guy: That pubstar just noobified my entire clan.

by Don Zardeone August 1, 2009

Plubsey

A true definition of an overweight person. A severe case of overeating. A ten thousand pound fat person stuck in a small car doing endless circles on you tube.

Once Jeanette hit 300 pounds she looked really plubsey.

by Ferd Berfel,Sally Fiffick November 9, 2009

theme pubs

atmosphere-less drinking holes in the uk, characterised by artificial ye olde oake beams, plastic leprachauns, etc etc. I mean, what the hell does, say, cenral cardiff have to with the australian outback? fuck all, that's what. the worst ones are the oirish pubs.

i fancied a pint with my mates, but then one of the twats wanted to go to the "blarneystone n' firkin" so I decided not to bother

by ben dover of the yard July 7, 2004

pubslut

A slut or group of sluts who frequent the same pub etc trying to pull different blokes each week, acting sluttishly in doing so.

Bloke: I'm sick of seeing the same pubsluts in here every week.
Bird: I'm gonna knock that fucking pubslut out in a minute.

by luppo February 22, 2005

pyebs

Another name for ones pubic hair.

Fookin ell, my pyebs need a good trim!

by amyjess2007 June 27, 2007