Pwning

Present tense of "pwn". Posessing. Marking as one's belonging. Especially when marked in the manner of a dog marking HIS belongings.

Script-kidding misspelling of "owning".

He is so pwning j00r 455!

Pwning by Jason DeLaney March 7, 2005

pwning

pwning is the complete and utter ownage of a noob or player in halo 3, or any halo game in the triology. the act of pwing consists of 1 shot kills,head shots,or incredible sticks or grenade chucks

yo i am just pwning these nubs in halo, i stuck one from across the board.

DOUBLE KILL!!! i am just pwning these kids, w000t

pwning by trevor ballinger February 1, 2008

pwning

1. Adjective; present participle of "pwn".

2. Fraudulent PMs written in humour at Rich's expense.

3.) To be Bramp-core.

Jordan was pwning Richard, who then asked for a definition.

pwning by Bramphousian January 14, 2004

pwning noobs 

The act of totally and utterly defeating new players in a game, usually a video-game. To beat a new player so badly that that person no longer wants to participate in playing that particular game, for fear of being pwned again.

"I was totally pwning noobs last night online on Call of Duty 4"

pwning noobs by Patrick Robichaud June 17, 2008

pwning some punani 

The act of destroying someone's pussy with dominance, aptitude and sheer perseverance.

Guy 1: Jack said he was pwning some punani the other day.
Girl 1: I really wish jack was pwning my punani rn.
Guy 1: I'm not gay but I'd let him pwn any day!
Guy 2: Have you seen how dominant he is... wow, dreamy!

pwning some punani by pwning_some_punani November 11, 2019

pwning n00bs 

Term used by nerds who play online games refering to the action of dominating people who are new to the game or have little experience.

Blueshirt4557:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs 2day"
Blackshirt34:"But yesterday you said that and got pwned yourself."
Blueshirt4557:"Stfu faggot"

pwning n00bs by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004

pwning face 

Verb.

Similar to melting face. When you pwn face you devastate your adversary.

Glyn: Why is Peter crying in the corner?

Matt: His ladyfriend came through here pwning face and left him in that woebegone heap of misery.

pwning face by Joe McGoat July 10, 2010