pwnkin

A portmanteau of pwn and blumpkin that refers to the act of receiving oral sex while playing an online video game.

Teammate: "Damn it Liquid! You went 0 and 6 in that round. What the hell happened?"

LiQuiDs__SpAwN: "Sorry guys, my girlfriend was giving me a pwnkin and I couldn't concentrate."

by LiQuiDs__SpAwN July 9, 2009

Prankin

A crazy excuse for making lies to someone when they think you are being serious.

Katie: Brandon LOL nice wheelchair!!! hope you roll off a cliff!
Brandon: wow.. that's so uncalled for
Katie: I'm pranking brando cool out
Brandon: Oh haha cool! that's fine !! love u katie !!!!

by Queen KT December 16, 2013

planking

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."

by OhJustGetOverIt July 21, 2011

planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

Planking

The incorrect name for Extreme Lying Down.

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!

by Funky W June 9, 2011

pankis

To use the male phallus in a whip-like manner. AKA A Dick Slap.

However, it has two senses, Pank (singular) and Pankis (proper).

I'm gonna pank that bitch so hard.

Yo, that sandwich better come with a pankis!

by don juan dela nooch_cw June 29, 2003

Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)

A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."

by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011