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puketard

A person who is so stupid, they make you want to vomit.
I just watched "Jersey Shore." Now I despair for the human race. As far as the eye can see, nothing but puketards.
by Maxhole July 15, 2011
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phuket

A tiny island off the coast of Thailand where it has many amazing beaches and beautiful scenery.

Again there are a lot of tourists here (mostly european) but they are decent people and quite friendly.

The local Thai people are friendly and the food again is great yet it is a little more expensive than Pattaya.

There are many many markets and stalls to shop from but be careful as the store owners try to rip you off, you have to barter with them.

The price you should pay for a shirt there is about 150 Baht though they will try selling it to at 750 baht at the start, just tell them 150 and they will say no, proceed to walk off and they will call you back and sell it to you at the right price.

It is also a great place to party with plenty of bars (possibly more than Pattaya) and plenty of accomadating women to spend the night with.

It has a younger crowd compared to Pattaya which is of course good if you yourself are also young.

Basically it is a great experience and there are plenty of things to do such as riding Elephants going to monkey islands and seeing some picturesque landscapes and beaches.
Go to Phuket to get drunk and have a ball, the women are great and the beaches are amazing.
by westernbulldogs February 15, 2007
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Pusket

Good eaten' pussy
Gonna have me a pusket sandwich for supper tonight
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Puketoberfest

Drinking beer & puking during Munich festivities
Lil Mason was throwing tantrums because his older brothers won't let him taste whatever they were drinking. This was ruining everyone's family fun time. His mom finally offered him 'just one tiny sip' to calm him down. That's how Lil Mason celebrated his first family Puketoberfest
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 30, 2021
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sam pucket

The coolest most violent person to ever live. Used to live with her mom who also happens to be Ellen Degenerous, but now lives with a mentally retarded short red head who also sometimes has brown hair and likes to sing and bounce.
OMG she is such a Sam Pucket!
by Jackolearys February 17, 2014
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Puketastic

"They are all over each other, it's so puketastic"
by Laurabaurabee February 23, 2009
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punkette

An oxymoron. The word "punkette" flatly contradicts the principles of punk. punk is punk, male or female.
punkette, punk princess, its all the same
by Miss Blink May 20, 2003
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