by Everybody’s Uncle October 27, 2020
Get the Donny Pitzel’s mug.literay "to have dicked arround"
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd
when you have time and nothing specific to accomplish, you occupy yourself with what is at hand. kind of like going to urbandictionary.com and adding your own definitions eg. ninja route
see putz and adhd
mother: "Son, you have been out side for nearly an hour, why is the lawn not mowed? what have you done with all that time?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"
son: "aw shizzle ma, i done putzed for how long now?"
by halluciphile July 8, 2004
Get the putzed mug.a little (or a facetiously adorable) putz or prick or young dude. Used to verbally smack a kid trying to act older or tougher than his age or size. From Yiddish slang for penis with the suffix -ele (pronounced uh-luh) suggesting sarcastic affection or lack of physical size. Use this word only with cautious discretion, as some may infer anti-Semitic intent by the speaker.
"So now the petzele wants to hang with me," says an almost-teen dude to get rid of his younger brother.
by SukeyTawdry February 8, 2014
Get the petzele mug.When you obsess over the global phenomenon that is Puzzle Quest: Challenge of the Warlords and you begin to see the bejeweled-esque pieces line up when you blink or close your eyes for long periods of time.
Bill: Dude, you've playing Puzzle Quest recently, its amazing.
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!
Nick: Yeah, you know it, but i keep getting freaking puzzelucinations.
Bill: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN!!
by A Breed of Sushi February 4, 2008
Get the puzzelucination mug.Aberham,your such a putzulfuck.
by chris227 October 16, 2007
Get the putzulfuck mug.A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.
Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!
by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013
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